Mystery Pizza

HOW TO CONTACT US

If you have a concern, comment, or just want to chat, we will gladly be here for you to yell and hurl obscenities at because one of our millions of employees forgot to give you extra marinara sauce.

To make direct contact with our Earth representatives call us at
1-800-???-????.

Or, reach us on our intergalactic line at 1-800-???-???0.

At Mystery Pizza, we guarantee that if your pizza isn't the absolute best we will fix it or give you a full refund. We don't want any friends of Mystery to be in misery because of a hassle with our food. Over 1 million years of operational time has satisfied customers for eons and eons more to come. Every ingredient is hand-picked by our quality-control robots to ensure that the pizza is the very best it can be.

Our dough is made gluten free, though our kitchens have other ingredients that have gluten so you probably shouldn't eat here if you're extremely allergic to gluten.

If you are using a screen reader and are having problems using this website, please call 800-252-4031 for assistance.

This is a sentence about how our food is made fresh every day and that we really care about our customers health, but you all know that what big businesses care about is making money. They could care less what their products do to their customers, except that the FDA sort of makes them care with regulations. The only way a business stays relevant is if they appeal to the new trends and hire someone to manage their twitter and post tweets that relate to millenials. Pizza places lucked out because millenials are absolutely obsessed with pizza.

The information in this section was inspired by the dominos website, they have better pizza than papa johns--Just saying.

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HOW TO CONTACT US